日期：2021-02-18作者：网友整理人气：
土味情话不只有中文版，还出了英文版，比起原来的土味情话，少了许多肉麻和油腻。那么，较短英文土味情话是什么样子的呢?土味情话网为大家整理了一些简短英文土味情话，一起去看看吧。
简短英文土味情话(一)
1、
Do I know you?
我是不是熟悉你?
Why?
为啥?
Because you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
因为你看上去特殊像我的下一任女朋友!
2、
Are you a camera?
你是照相机?
Why?
为啥?
Because every time I look at you, I smile.
因为我每次看你时，我都会笑!
3、
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
假如我能重新排列字母表，我要把U和I放在一起。
4 、
Have you been covered in bees recently?
I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.
你最近是不是被蜜蜂包围了?因为你比蜂蜜还要甜。
5 、
Where have I seen you before?
Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word GORGEOUS!
我在哪儿见过你吗?啊，我想起来了，就在字典里“美颜”的后面。
简短英文土味情话(二)
6、
“我昨天做了一个噩梦。”
“什么噩梦?”
“没有你的梦。”
I had a bad dream yesterday.
What kind of dream?
A dream without you.
7、
“你是什么血型?”
“B型。”
“不是，你是我的理想型。”
What's your blood type?
B.
No, you are my type.
8、
“你有打火机吗?”
“没有。”
“那你是怎么点燃我的心的?”
Have you got a lighter?
No.
Then how did you manage to set my heart on fire?
9、
“我可以向你问路吗?”
“你要去哪里?”
“去你心里。”
May I ask you the way?
Which way?
The way to your heart.
10、
“我什么人都不怕，就是怕你。”
“为什么?”
“因为我怕老婆。”
I'm not afraid of anyone except you.
Why?
Because I am afraid of my wife.
简短的土味情话英文就分享到这里了，假如你觉得中文版的土味情话撩不到你的对象，那就试试用英文的土味情话去撩动她的心吧。
来源：土味情话